Hmmm, how many units of time do we have left? Dammit, we're running out of units!
Are there any (scifi) movies or books with a plot based on this? Let's write this script and sell it for a bajillion dollars. God, we're good. I mean, we're all good and truly fucked, but ———
How much does a Canadian passport go for right now? A million? Two million? Canadian? No?! Two million American dollars? After November, it's gonna go up to twenty million. Fuck me.
I feel healed by this newsletter. I cackled the whole way through. Honestly, I'm pro young Kennedy. What this country needs is a HOT president to remind us who we are.
Oh, and we're gonna need a bigger bingo card, if we're staying.
We're going to need a lot of things. And AFTER NOVEMBER is the new macabre unit of time.
Oh, ahahaha. Can't wait? 🤕 is this the emoji for being in a coma?
Hmmm, how many units of time do we have left? Dammit, we're running out of units!
Are there any (scifi) movies or books with a plot based on this? Let's write this script and sell it for a bajillion dollars. God, we're good. I mean, we're all good and truly fucked, but ———
How much does a Canadian passport go for right now? A million? Two million? Canadian? No?! Two million American dollars? After November, it's gonna go up to twenty million. Fuck me.
I feel healed by this newsletter. I cackled the whole way through. Honestly, I'm pro young Kennedy. What this country needs is a HOT president to remind us who we are.
I could not agree more. A young, shirtless president would really temper the societal collapse.